http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/ This is a discussion forum for xxx adult service Reviews en Sat, 19 May 2012 00:45:12 GMT vBulletin 5 http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/images/misc/rss.png http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/ http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f103/ava-devine-us-xxx-milf-legend-coming-perth-12147/ Fri, 18 May 2012 23:02:26 GMT WA Teejay http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f103/ava-devine-us-xxx-milf-legend-coming-perth-12147/ http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f103/julie-friends-walter-road-west-morley-12145/ Fri, 18 May 2012 22:36:17 GMT WA Teejay http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f103/julie-friends-walter-road-west-morley-12145/ http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f140/bodycare-burwood-victoria-12144/ Fri, 18 May 2012 11:32:59 GMT Eastern Suburbs Pacificbrown http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f140/bodycare-burwood-victoria-12144/ http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f35/funny-ads-cracker-adult-section-12140/ Fri, 18 May 2012 08:38:56 GMT Hi Folks, I often come across ads that strike me as funny. This part of an ad appears on Cracker by an unnamed tranny whose services are not... Hi Folks,

I often come across ads that strike me as funny.

This part of an ad appears on Cracker by an unnamed tranny whose services are not made clear and hence seems dodgy.

‘She’ seems to get a lot of crook calls as ‘she’ notes that:

“Calls that are prolonged while monkey spanking,
pony riding or tool handling etc will be cut off.”

Just too points I’d like to mention. First, I hope the ‘cut off’ does not refer to the ‘monkey or the ‘tool’.

Second, am I safe to assume that etc includes sticking a pencil in one’s left eye and a digit up one’s own arse?

Jack ]]> General Discussion Jack Kerouac http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f35/funny-ads-cracker-adult-section-12140/ http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f28/thai-experience-orchard-arcade-chatswood-12139/ Fri, 18 May 2012 07:17:23 GMT Pure massage only hard http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f28/thai-experience-orchard-arcade-chatswood-12139/ http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f109/going-adelaide-12138/ Fri, 18 May 2012 04:37:53 GMT SA Lonestartexan http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f109/going-adelaide-12138/ http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f235/bella-12137/ Fri, 18 May 2012 04:15:56 GMT Person's Name : Bella

Establishment : 64 Alexander Ave Taren Point

Date of Visit : 24th April

Contact Details/Address/Weblink : 64alexander.com

Hours of Business : 10 Am till late

Rates : $150 per hour

Age : 20 something

Size/shape/features : Average, not too skinny. Pretty face, short fringe.

Nationality or Ethnicity: Chinese (somewhere near Beijing)

Services Provided : Kissing (DFK), sex in mish, chat afterwards.

Value for money/recommend? : Yes, but I didn't find a real 'connection'

Well with all the Betty, Bella, Bekky etc its all getting confusing, but this time I saw BELLA who I have definitely never seen before. I will point out she is NOT the same Bella who was here a few months ago. Today was Bellas third shift at 64.

First thing I will say is GOD DAMN! A few of the other guys and I review Yuki and suddenly she isn't available til 2pm....and it was only 10am!! Doesn't exactly encourage us to review nice girls!!! :biggrin5:

Anyway, unfortunately I could not see Yuki but thankfully I had plans to see Bella if Yuki was not available. She looked ok in reception, nothing totally amazing, but nice enough. Pretty face with a short fringe.

I had to wait 30min then she saw me to the room, exchanged pleasantries, then I shower. I'm still in the shower when she comes back in. She undresses, nice body, not fat, nice curves. Nice boobs, probably B/C, pretty sure too solid to be real. But I'm no expert.

I apologise that this is short because it was probably one of the most basic punts I've had in a while. It was no fault of Bella, the simple fact is we kissed DFK (although most of it was her sticking her tongue out and going for me), then I went to work on her breasts and nipples, then on with the condom for sex in mish. Sooner rather than later I came. All over red rover. The chat was nice, we discussed where we both lived, and had a cuddle. To tell the truth, time went quickly. Not sure why, I didn't feel like we talked at the start too much, kissed for too long, or I took too long to cum.

As for my final thoughts on Bella. She is a nice girl, a GFE, not a porn star. Fairly good looking, English is better than most (but not fluent like Barbie/Chanel/Nadia for instance). We got along well but I thought she was holding back a little bit of her personality. You know how some girls you feel are very relaxed and themselves whereas some seem to be protecting the real them from you, there was just a little bit of that I think. I've experienced the same with Kitty, another lovely girl, but needs to be herself more.

I would recommend Bella instead of Yuki (I say that so you bastards will leave Yuki for me!!) :) ]]> 64 Alexander Ave, Taren point. 02 9524 1278. jilamint http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f235/bella-12137/ http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f69/7mths-pregnant-bound-float-someones-boat-12134/ Thu, 17 May 2012 22:23:17 GMT A walk on the wild side Jsomeone http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f69/7mths-pregnant-bound-float-someones-boat-12134/ http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f190/kylie-12133/ Thu, 17 May 2012 20:44:32 GMT Passing through Artarmon on Sunday night, thought what the hell pop in to see who's on at Amandas.

Only 2 girls in the intro, One who's name i cant remember but she has been there for yonks, she has had a name change and did seem to forget that i had sadly seen her a couple of years ago for what was a shit punt. Lots of cock grabbing and bullshit in the intro but the old UXB never forgets a face!!

Anyway next is Kylie, blonde (wig), size 8-10, around 30 pretty face, Nice arse and about 36 C tits, nicely kitted out. So i pays my dues and off we go.

The Punt - After the shower Kylie returns to reveal a very nice body, unfortunately very shy with the kissing and only the trace of a lick on the shaft of my cock, on with a dom for some reasonable BJ. Start with the sex part and thats where it all improves, she is built for fucking i think! Excellent doggy and mish, loves it hard. Finish up on time and off we go.

Anyway bit of a last minute thing that turned for the better, I will probably see her again if im in the area as i think her service would improve rapidly when you get familiar with her. A all round a nice girl.

Cheers. ]]> Amanda Heavens, Artarmon. 02 9460 7791 uxb http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f190/kylie-12133/ http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f69/webcam-site-12129/ Thu, 17 May 2012 09:18:26 GMT A walk on the wild side hamandcheese http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f69/webcam-site-12129/ http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f116/alex-hurstville-02-8033-4885-a-12127/ Thu, 17 May 2012 02:38:31 GMT NSW cusoon http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f116/alex-hurstville-02-8033-4885-a-12127/ http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f190/lydia-12125/ Wed, 16 May 2012 19:48:04 GMT Person's Name : Lydia

Establishment : Amanda Heavens

Date of Visit : March-April 2012

Rates : $280/1h

Age : 32

Size/shape : 5'2", busty, medium build, curvy, 10DD

Nationality or Ethnicity : Australian

Services Provided : DFK, DATY, BBBJ, FS, HJ

Value for money/recommend? : Yes

My experience/comments :

I was feeling a little bit down, and really wanted to snuggle up and have a pash with some pleasant female company. I wanted to see either of my favourite regs, but unfortunately neither were available. As traditionally happens in this situation, I found myself on the doorstep of Amanda Heavens. Alice, the wildcat who I'd seen previously, wasn't working, so I went through the intros to see who else was making themselves available that evening.

Lydia was the first girl who entered. I was immediately struck by her looks, but not in a conscious way. In retrospect, she just had this “I will be a lot of fun to shag” vibe about her, and I clearly picked up on it, probably at some primordial level. After a bit of a chat, I said hey let's go – I wanted to book her, skipping all the others – but she said the rest have to have a look see as well. (It was a quiet night, by the way.)

Getting into the room, Lydia was clearly nervous, and explained she hadn't been working in the industry for very long. She said she'd been there about two months, but had worked as an Escort some time ago. I tried my best to relax her a bit, while she dabbed on some enhancing gel she wanted to try out onto her various pleasurable bits.

Lydia lady bits certainly were made for pleasure. She has very firm, visually exciting breasts. I don't recall whether they're enhanced or not, but if they are it was done very well and tastefully. She is very nice to have a shag with, her bum looked really nice in the mirror while she was giving me an enthusiastic BBBJ, and her face is very pretty – grey eyes, and really nice lips. She's more curvy than athletic, with a bit of baby fat in certain positions, but certainly nothing I found distracting or offputting. Her other physical assets more than made up for any weaknesses. She's in my opinion a very pretty woman, with a build that's just made for sex.

I had quite a nice compliment from Lydia. She said that during the intro she perceived me as just one more average guy, you know, some unassuming IT type... but then in the bedroom with clothes off and playing? *phwoar* hahahahaha.

After this visit, I hadn't quite decided yet whether the enthusiasm she exhibited during our playtime was a bit over the top faked, or whether she really did have an outstanding time with me. She had the right attitude after DATY, saying we were sharing time together (versus her servicing me), but I decided I was going to have to go back for a return visit to get a better reading on her. Oh, the sacrifices one must make! Return visits over the following weeks found her reactions and behaviour to be genuine, but the sketchy nervousness remained.

So my take on Lydia is that she's well worth having a go with. She's pretty, feels good, is enthusiastic, and is a fun size to play with. I believe she will do her best to please you, if you do your best to calm her down a bit. YMMV, as always. Treat the visit as a punt. ]]> Amanda Heavens, Artarmon. 02 9460 7791 Dave Licker http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f190/lydia-12125/ http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f235/betty-12118/ Wed, 16 May 2012 05:34:19 GMT Person's Name : Betty

Establishment : 64 Alexander Ave Taren Point

Date of Visit : 24th April

Contact Details/Address/Weblink : 64alexander.com

Hours of Business : 10 Am till late

Rates : $150 per hour

Age : 20 something to 30 something

Size/shape/features : Slim.

Nationality or Ethnicity: Chinese (possibly Taiwan, which explains something....)

Services Provided : Kissing (DFK), sex in a variety of positions

Value for money/recommend? : Yes, but I didn't find a real 'connection'


So, I decide to have some fun down at 64 since I don't head down there very often (joke!).

I was hoping to see Sammy, the ever popular girl who I only seem to get a passing glance of in the reception area these days. I've seen her before a long time ago, but its been so long I forget the service, she must be pretty good considering how busy she is, but I am STILL yet to find that out as she is busy with a booking waiting.

Other options today were Crystal (who is HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT but I didn't click with) or Jessica (who we all know, in fact, I think most of Sydney knows ha ha ha) or Betty, who I was not sure about.

I decided on Jessica. The reason I was not sure about Betty is because I thought she was Betty that I saw before, she had lots of curly hair, I did not really connect at all with her either, and I wasn't going to see her again). Then Sammy and this girl I don't think I had ever seen walks out and I asked Sophie who it was. That's Betty she says. Oh, are you sure its the same Betty from previously. She tells me it is, but I don't entirely believe her, she looks so different as her hair was not manicured and curly, so I decided I would take a punt on this Betty anyway instead. I was thinking maybe the curly lots of hair was too much work and she's let it go.

Into the room and I shower, she walks in and undresses. She leans over and kisses me, DFK, which is fantastic as I hold her and caress her.

By this stage I thought it might have been the same Betty but still not 100% sure. This girl kisses a lot better than the Betty I saw before.....confused.

We end up on the bed kissing some more, then I work on her breasts and nipples, then I make my way down her torso and ask if she would like me to eat her pussy. She says yes and I head a little bit further south. Holy crap, I didn't remember the other Betty having such large, exposed labia lips. Not in a bad way, they were yummy looking, and I then found out, yummy tasting.

I also didn't remember the other Betty having a tattoo below her belly button, but if I had just kissed her and then fucked her, I probably wouldn't have noticed it really so didn't think much of it.

I finish my job downstairs then its my turn. I kiss my way up her body, then grab a condom, rip it open (carefully) and apply it to my very erect cock.

I gently ease it in her mish and have a few strokes but decide to keep my strength up I would have her go on top, which she did. She lay down and kissed me at the same time, which was nice, but unfortunately at this angle it probably gives her more enjoyment than me.

I let her have her fun then ask her to lay down again.

I enter again in mish, kiss her some more, including her nipples, then soon enough build to an amazing orgasm and pump her as I explode in the condom.

We shower, then she offers a massage, which I do not take as I prefer to cuddle and chat.

We did this and she is actually a lovely, quietly spoken girl. Now I don't mean to stereotype WL's or WL's with tattoos, but lets say we expect a tattooed WL to be a little more......outspoken/strong if you like. Bit hard to explain, but you don't expect a really quietly spoken, slightly shy girl to have tattoos. Betty did. I come on here to write my report and notice a previous report that mentions she is Taiwanese. This proves my previous experiences that Taiwanese girls seem to be that little bit softer and gentler in demeanor than many asians and its really lovely.

As lovely as she was, I didn't really click with Betty that well, which was actually strange. Maybe she was holding back as she didn't know me well, maybe I was holding back because I was undecided whether I liked her. :) Well, I do like her, but not sure if she'd be top on my list. Wednesdays for me haven't been great, so I really hope I can meet Sammy next time and change all that!!

As for not being sure if this was the same Betty as I had previously seen, I was quite confused and still unsure until I came on here today and found some old reviews. I was thinking I had seen her before, but it wasn't eventful or was worse than that because I had no review. Then I realised the girl I saw changed her name, then realised I was wrong again. I was thinking of 'Bekky' not Betty, who I had seen previously and who then changed her name the next shift to Nicole. I wasn't a fan then. Who, I will add now, don't think still works there. That is why I didn't recognise the larger labia, the hair was different and the tattoo definitely wasn't there previously! This BETTY is different.

Anyway, if you are after a sure thing, Betty is good in the sack and on top of it all has a lovely, gentle demeanor, so if you like those girls, then Betty is for you. Oh, and if you like more labia than usual, then get your arse down to see Betty! ]]> 64 Alexander Ave, Taren point. 02 9524 1278. jilamint http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f235/betty-12118/ http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f51/212a-queen-st-st-marys-02-9673-1528-a-12117/ Wed, 16 May 2012 04:46:27 GMT Sydney - North West BrianB http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f51/212a-queen-st-st-marys-02-9673-1528-a-12117/ http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f35/service-directory-website-12115/ Tue, 15 May 2012 14:53:39 GMT a question to all seasoned punters....apart from this forum and locanto...is there any other online business directory that you would go to looking... a question to all seasoned punters....apart from this forum and locanto...is there any other online business directory that you would go to looking for a good punt? rnt and such.... ]]> General Discussion tekorling http://auxxxreviews.com/forum/f35/service-directory-website-12115/