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    Default Happy Chappy & Sex (I mean), Six degrees of Separation- CANDICE

    Some on this forum are aware that I recently got dumped by my girlfriend. In her parting words, she called me “a hopeless slut”. Ironically perhaps, she’s also ‘a hopeless slut’ but unfortunately she could never believe that I really loved that about her. C’est la vie! Next!

    On the up side... I’ve been exploring other avenues and in recent times have met quite a number of women on Wechat. Drinking at a pub one night, I was online befriended by an attractive yet painfully shy Chinese lady named Nik whom I’ve be chatting on and off with since late last year. During this time, she’s sent me funny photos of herself usually getting drunk with her various friends. Idly, I wondered how I could somehow get an invite to one of these events. Sigh!

    Some of these photos were so hilarious; I showed Brother Wak but could hardly believe his response.
    “I know her friend,” he confessed, “that’s Candice at 533.”

    Of course Wak knew this particular lady rather well! In fact, she’s a loyal member of the Wak women’s cock siphoning committee!

    Then it got even more complicated. I happened to visit another WL recently, let’s call her Sweetie who I also subsequently befriended on Wechat - then when I looked over her photos I got a real shock. There were photos of Sweetie with Nik and Candice. WTF? I’d discovered that all these girls were close friends!
    I found out that the girls had attended many of the same events and took many photos of the same event from slightly different angles. Sometimes taking photos of each other taking photos of each other! I felt like I was watching some freaky photo montage where you could witness the same reality from different points of view.

    I recently caught up with Nik and we had a great session despite her very limited English. It helped that I’d already known her for months, swapping jokes and photos.

    Last Friday, I had some free time and drove up to 104 hoping to visit Sunny up there. But she was indisposed so I left and went over to Aunty Angie’s at 533.
    Now, I haven’t been to Aunties for quite some time but discovered it’s even busier than ever. As I slouched in the corridor, Ricci sprinted past me with her boobs almost bouncing out of her dress. A punter was dragged violently into a room, his towel dropping to the floor in the hurry. Another guy in a business suit was being led past by Stacey (a real looker!) He was mumbling over and over, “But I only wanted to stay 20 minutes”. There’s lots of bustle and banter around Aunty Angie who has now relocated her office into the cramped main corridor. Aunty leaned over to whisper, “Sophie is free and Candice is free in couple minutes.

    Mmmm no Intel re Sophie but Candice was a familiar- per brother Wak. I elected Candice for an hour at $150.

    And she didn’t disappoint. Candice is a tall, sleek Northern Chinese lady about size 8 with C cups. As Brother Wak observed, she has more than a passing resemblance to Jamie Lee Curtis with her short bob hairdo. I imagine she’s the type of woman that causes men to stop and stare as she enters the room. She’s an Amazonian Chinese princess!
    I was taken to a back room where I shook a quick shower. Back in the room, Candice shed her bra and G-string and stood before me (as sleek as an otter) in all her glory. What a woman! I guess I was staring cos she gave a slight smile and invited me onto the bed.
    I thought I’d better fess up that I already knew her. And after a bit of confusion, she realised I was a friend of both her closest friends.

    Her smile was pure wickedness!

    Without a pause she had whipped out her Iphone and began dialling a video conference call with Nik. Hey WTF? I wasn’t keen on video calls- who would know if it’s being recorded or not!

    I’ve already had one instance where I’d been recorded ‘In flagrante delicto’ by a certain Thai lady - who covertly retained the recording after claiming she’d deleted. I only realised this a long time later after one of her friends favoured me with a sly inviting smile.
    You’re the very naughty one, she told me- her hand lingering lightly on my upper thigh. Hey WTF?
    As everyone knows these recordings always find their way to the internet!

    If it wasn’t for Bevan I’d be seriously worried. Who the fuck is Bevan, you ask?
    Bevan is an imaginary phantom acquaintance who looks exactly like me. Yes, that’s right!. When the Gestapo reported that she’d spotted a guy in the local shopping centre that looked like me, I immediately realised the potential. Later, I reported that I’d met this doppelganger (whose name was Bevan) at the local Pub. I also told the Gestapo that this guy seemed to be a bit of a deviant -frequently visiting brothels. The Gestapo was fascinated yet horrified. ‘I’m sure he’s just has never met the right lady’, She advised me sagely.
    ‘Mmm I think the word should be ladies plural not lady singular’. I assured her.

    And …after that unfortunate porn video saga, I’ve made sure that die Fraulien believes Bevan is also an ex- porn star. That way when one of the Gestapo’s well meaning but empty headed girlfriends comment on my likeness to some old geezer giving a nubile Thai nymph a heavy rogering, the Gestapo will squeal in excitement and exclaim. “Oh, that’s just Bevan!”

    We all need a Bevan, gentlemen! It’s the ultimate Plan B when the shit hits the fan!

    Anyway ...back to 533 and the delightful Candice. After my protest, she agreed to phone her friend without the video link- then they chatted away in Chinese. Absently I licked her nipples which quickly became hard as marbles. She began stroking my hair but I soon became aware that she was pushing me down for DATY. By the time I got down there I found her soaking wet. She squirmed against me and gave that throaty laugh of hers as I licked away- all the time gaily chatting with her girl friend. By the time her conversation ended, she was grinding her pussy against me whispering ‘you making me crazy horny’. But alas I don’t think I was doing it properly (hey, I don’t have a foot long tongue like Wak!) Because she intervened with her fingers and crushed one tit between her thumb and pointer. When she came there was some wild bucking around - almost drowning out the sound of the nymph in the next room copping a heavy pounding. Her thighs were clamped so firmly around my ears it had me wondering how long I could hold my breath.

    A quick rinse with breath freshener then a short bbbj til we joined in mis then swapped for doggie on the finale. She rode me hard to the sublime final moment - Some easy conversation to finish with her insisting on a threesome with Nik at some future point.

    Holy shit did I just write all that! Mmmm I guess I liked her a lot.

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    Sounds like squid worth could be in for some serious push-ups amigo.

    I use wechat also but alas no success other than the odd chat with a wl. Maybe it's the picture of a cartoon doctor who as my avatar that puts off prospective assignations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by exmelpunter View Post
    Sounds like squid worth could be in for some serious push-ups amigo.

    I use wechat also but alas no success other than the odd chat with a wl. Maybe it's the picture of a cartoon doctor who as my avatar that puts off prospective assignations.
    Dr Who? You need a real photo amigo! Heavy sunglasses are Ok - as long as you suck in the beer gut! Helps if you have a carefully crafted profile page to lure them further. Photos of food seems to be the thing at the moment. Make it look like you have a lot of disposable income. A selfie in somebody else's Porsche could help.

    There's a lot of dickheads on Wechat whose conversation starter is 'show me your pussy'. Whilst that might be a great suggestion, its not a great conversation starter. Even the hard core WL's like to feel like they are getting gradually seduced. The only problem with fucking a friend network of girls is that they are constantly suggesting doubles or even triples with each other ...mmm maybe although I think Candice might wear me out. On the other hand, because they all know me, I'm starting to get invites to their homes. And they all think its great that I've fucked all of them.

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    great read.. I was at the doctors office trying not to laugh out loud.

    We all need a Bevan!

    Im pleased you got to see Candice, the Chinese Jamie Lee Curtis..( uncanny.. the face a the jaw line the mouth.. the bone structure the impish smirk.. ). She is a take charge type of girl.

    The harem you are grooming HC via wechat needs to have a little convention in a hotel room .. if you need an extra hand or cock let me know ( tag team).

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    We might need your tongue Wak! My tongue seems to be the one John West rejected. Could you possibly DATY two girls at the same time?

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    thats an intriguing challenge : )


    Was at the doctor today.

    Have an outer ear infection.

    She asked if I swim..
    Said 'No but sometimes I do dive for lengthy amounts of time'..

    Wonder if last Daty marathon caused this ailment.. : (

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    Mmmm so nice!

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    Hi Guys
    I also have many photos from Candice, (May TP64). (Lynn 24 Railway St Liverpool).
    I guess that the other ladies in the photos are the ones that you have mentioned in your posts.
    Their capacity for food and alcohol amazes me.
    Candice never wastes any time, whenever she is free she is off somewhere.
    Maybe we should have a get together with these ladies.
    Candice used to like me, but she has been a little bit cool since I have been seeing other ladies when she was on the roster.
    In some of the photos, the Ladies look really close. The thought crossed my mind that they might be more than just friends.
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    Yep, huge quantities of food and drink! I'm pretty sure you're seeing the very same photos. Only I get to see all the other girls photos as well.
    What's clear to me is that these gals could drink me under the table and then dine on my unconscious body.
    .................And that thought that crossed your mind - crossed mine as well. Only hope they'll use me as a dildo substitute!

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